Saturday, May 11, 2013
FOR MOTHER'S DAY
BRYCE ON MOTHERS DAY
Copyright © 2013 by Tim Bryce. All rights reserved.
- 12 things I've learned about mothers.
* Mother's spit has cured scratches, bruises and fixed millions of projects.
* Mothers sleep with their eyes half-open (they never stop worrying).
* Mothers dispense vitamin pills daily for their offspring, even when they've grown into adults.
* Mothers are always the last to sit down at the dinner table.
* The best ingredient in a meal prepared by a mother is her heart.
* Mothers always warn, "Be careful or you'll put your eye out."
* Mothers know where you hide things.
* Mothers keep your school work and anything you made for them when you were a child.
* Mothers know if you have been naughty or nice, not Santa.
* Mothers usually accept less so their children can have more.
* Mothers may not agree with you, but they will always listen.
* No matter how old you are, mothers smile at you as you leave home, but weep after you have left.
Have I forgotten anything?
Happy Mothers Day!
Keep the Faith!
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Tim Bryce is a writer and the Managing Director of M&JB Investment Company (M&JB) of Palm Harbor, Florida and has over 30 years of experience in the management consulting field. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org
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