- The White House, Washington, DC
- Capitol Hill, Washington, DC
- Albany, NY
- Chicago, IL
- Sacramento, Mars
- Developing legislation revoking Sanctuary Cities.
- Disorderly conduct with Congressional Democrats.
- Failing to recognize CNN anchor Jim Acosta.
- Firing a government employee for leaking information to the press.
- Pulling the pigtail of a girl in 5th grade.
- Referring to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un as "Oddjob."
- Slandering "resistance" Libtards.
- The President.
- The Vice President.
- The Pentagon.
- Mrs. Ferguson's Third Grade Class.
- "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer; next?"
- "It's just another example of more Fake News; next?"
- "It's time to drain the Mainstream Media cesspool; next?"
- "Who is making this crap up for you, the ACLU? Next?"
- "You're kidding right? Where's the beef? Next?"
- Cong. Nancy "We have to pass it to see what is in it" Pelosi (CA).
- Sen. Chuck "The Schill" Schumer (NY).
- Fmr. Pres. Barack Obama.
- Fmr. Pres. Bill Clinton.
- Fmr. Sec. of State Hillary Clinton.
- Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown.
- NYC Mayor Bill "Boom Boom" de Blasio.
- Filmmaker Michael Moore.
- The Wicked Witch of the West (aka "Pocahontas").
- an independent counsel costing millions of dollars.
- a Congressional Investigation costing millions of dollars.
- a session in "The People's Court" with Judge Marilyn.
- a Russian Tribunal headed by Vladimir Putin (no charge).
- the president be sent to the principal's office.
- former White House Chief-of-Staff Reince Priebus, July 28, 2017
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