Quick, name all of the holidays in June.
Some of you might catch Flag Day on June 14th or Fathers Day on Sunday, June 20th, but most of you will assume June is one of the few months where we do not celebrate anything of significance (August is the other). Actually, a day doesn't go by where someone is celebrating something. Depending on where you are from, June itself is known as the Aquarium Month, Candy Month, Dairy Month, Fight the Filthy Fly Month, and many others. My personal favorite though is National Accordion Awareness Month which, I can only presume, was started by manufacturers of this member of the reed family.
There are some rather strange holidays which most of us are not aware of, for example, today is Friday, June 3rd which, of course, is National Doughnut Day (I assume to honor policemen everywhere), and Repeat Day (I said "Repeat Day"). Earlier this week, we celebrated Dare Day and Flip a Coin day on June 1st, and National Bubba Day on the 2nd ("Is that you Bubba?"). Over the weekend we'll celebrate Applesauce Cake Day, Hug Your Cat Day, and Old Maid's Day which originated in 1946 after the G.I.'s returned home from World War II (all on June 4th). I guess if you didn't catch a returning G.I. you would become an Old Maid. The United Nations has designated June 5th as World Environment Day, probably to pacify Al Gore and his greenheads. Actually it was started by the U.N. in 1972 while Al was still at Vanderbilt University.
There are several other holidays during the month of June which I find rather amusing, such as:
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day (June 7th) - Hershey sponsored no doubt.
Iced Tea Day (June 10th) - What, no Dr. Pepper Day?
Hug Holiday (June 11th) - You mean, we can hug anyone?
Smile Power Day (June 15th) - Thanks Hug Holiday.
International Panic Day (June 18th) - Does this include Homeland Security?
World Sauntering Day (June 19th) - I thought this was every day.
Summer Solstice (June 21st) - Which is the longest day of the year.
Log Cabin Day (June 25th) - Does the syrup qualify?
Hug Holiday (June 29th) - Twice in one month?
Waffle Iron Day (June 29th) - To cook with or hit your spouse?
Believe it or not, these holidays are legitimate and can be found on the Internet at: "Holiday Insights." Unfortunately, this does not include religious holidays, of which there are fifteen in the month of June alone, see "Interfaith Calendar." And this only covers the English speaking world. For example, June 6th is normally used to commemorate the invasion of Europe by Allied forces during World War II (1944), but it is also "Dragon Boat Day" in China, to celebrate a type of paddle boat.
As an aside, June in also the start of the longest holiday of all; school summer vacation.
If you were to compile a calendar of all of the holidays in the world, you would be celebrating something every day of the year which would keep the florists, candy makers, and greeting card businesses gainfully employed. In researching this, I discovered anyone can invent a holiday, there's actually no rhyme or reason for creating one. You just have to promote it and get people to celebrate it with you. Once you gain momentum, it will naturally be posted on the various calendars. Here are a few I would like to see implemented:
National Colostomy Bag Day - Impress your friends with the tricks and sounds you can make.
Brussel Sprouts Appreciation Day - Maybe with some liver thrown in.
Kick a Liberal Day - Make it a good swift one to wake him/her up.
Send an Illegal Immigrant Home Day - But why make it just one day?
International Sterilization Day - For habitual criminals and deadbeats on welfare.
Turn off the Main Stream News Media Week - Maybe we should make it for a month or year.
Anti Politically Correct Day - first Monday following Turn off the Main Stream Media Week.
International Silly Day - As coined by the Monty Python comedy troupe. We need more silly as we take ourselves way too seriously.
Happy National Accordion Awareness Month everyone. Don't forget your lederhosen.
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