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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
AMERICAN MONARCHY
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FALLING INTO A RUT
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Monday, October 25, 2010
RUN-AROUNDS
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Sunday, October 24, 2010
PARKINSON'S LAW IN I.T.
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Thursday, October 21, 2010
BOO! A MASONIC HALLOWEEN STORY
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!"
- Scottish Saying
Epilogue: The strangest things occur on All Hallows' Eve: membership records mysteriously disappear, Masonic rings and identity cards are lost, criminals are apprehended, parole officers are anonymously notified of indiscretions, and other things that go bump in the night. Boo!
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
IS THE GRASS ALWAYS GREENER?
I was at a restaurant for lunch recently and happened to sit next to a group of businessmen. By their conversation, it seemed to me they were a group of old friends who had known each other for a long time, perhaps since youth. Nonetheless, I couldn't help but overhear their table conversation most of which centered on the fragile state of the economy and how each was trying to cope with it.
I recognized one of the men as the owner of a local hardware store who was complaining how he was having difficulty competing with the mega-hardware stores in the area (e.g., Home Depot and Lowe's). His store was much smaller than the mega-stores and, as such, he couldn't match their prices. Instead, he tried to focus on service which is the store's hallmark. Nonetheless, between the competition and rising health costs associated with his employees, he made the admission that he wished he had gotten into the insurance business as one of his cohorts had done.
The Insurance Agent at the table looked over at his friend and assured him he did not make a mistake and went on to describe his problems as an independent agent who covered home, health, and auto. Evidently, between the recession, Obamacare and recent hurricanes in our area, both individuals and companies had been tightening their belts. Prior to 2008, rarely did he have to leave his office as people were frequently calling for either a quote or an adjustment to their policy. More recently though, he had been knocking on the doors of his customers, including former clients, in order to drum up business. This was a nagging source of frustration for him as he had clerical support at his office whom he was now considering releasing. He then volunteered he wished he had become an accountant like his parents had wanted years ago.
The accountant said, "Not so fast." Business was not well for him either. Of all of his corporate clients, no more than two were making any substantial money. Everywhere else business was flat. Like the Insurance Agent, this caused him to call on his customers to see what else he could do for them. Then there was the problem of computer software for tax preparation which had become popular and was driving customers away from him. "If I had to do it over again," he said, "I would have loved to have been a programmer."
This caused the programmer to choke. He pointedly told the accountant he had no idea of the types of problems involved with producing software which he found very frustrating and monotonous. He claimed end-users don't know what they want; he is often asked to do nothing more than to patch existing programs or rewrite them. He particularly despised the unprofessional attitude of the other programmers in his department. He also found the experience unrewarding and wished he owned a small restaurant instead.
The restaurateur among them, who happened to own the restaurant they were sitting in, just rolled his eyes. He claimed his life was nothing more than battling with incompetent cooks, lazy waiters, obnoxious county inspectors, vendors who had no concept of customer service, rising costs, and patrons who complained about the slightest thing. Frankly, he wished he ran the local hardware store instead.
Only then did they all pause, look at each other, and laugh, for they had discovered none of them had the ideal occupation; that there was always problems associated with any job or business; and that there was no such thing as Nirvana in our business lives. We all want to believe someone else's job is easier than our own; that the grass is always greener somewhere else. The harsh reality though is each job has its own unique set of problems.
As for me, I just chuckled and wished they had sat somewhere else.
Keep the Faith!
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
WHAT INFLATION?
I wish I lived in Washington, DC. It must be very inexpensive to live there. I say this because I noticed our rate of inflation dropped over the summer from 1.24% to 1.15%. The rate is calculated using the current Consumer Price Index as published monthly by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. The index is "a measure of the average change over time in the prices paid by urban consumers for a market basket of consumer goods and services."
The Commissioner for the bureau is Dr. Keith Hall who manages a 2,500-person organization which is the principal fact-finding agency for the Federal Government in the broad field of labor economics. Translation, they're number crunchers. It is Dr. Hall's group that is charged with sampling the prices of consumer items and calculating the Consumer Price Index. I therefore presume they are sampling products from around the Washington, DC area which must be pretty cheap if the 1.15% inflation rate is any indication.
This is all well and good for Washington, DC, but I suspect the rest of the country is operating at a much higher inflation rate. For example, have the prices at the grocery store been going up or is it my imagination? Gasoline prices keep inching up as well. The cost of travel is up, as are utilities and other services, such as garbage disposal. I have a friend who owns a restaurant and complains he is now being charged $30 more per month to have his grease trap emptied. His produce bill is up as well. Even the Postal Service is again seeking a rate hike, averaging four percent to six percent, which would far exceed the "official" rate of inflation.
Dr. Hall, please send your minions to Palm Harbor, Florida and test our prices. We must be operating on a different wavelength than Washington, DC, and I suspect the rest of the country is as well. Don't insult us though by stating unequivocally that inflation is a mere 1.15%.
I will wager that the people who calculate our inflation rate are the same knuckle heads who recently claimed the recession was over in June 2009.
I'm sorry, but I'm just not buying it.
Keep the Faith!
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Monday, October 18, 2010
MANAGING A MOBILE WORKFORCE
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LADY GAGA AS POLITICAL SAGE
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
FUNERAL CHOREOGRAPHY
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
TERM LIMITS
B. Six, Two-year House terms
C. One, Six-year Senate term and three, Two-Year House terms.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
WHY WE NO LONGER THINK 'BIG'
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Monday, October 11, 2010
WHAT SMALL BUSINESSES WANT
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO OBAMACARE?
Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (H.R. 3590) Bill
(passed 219 to 212)
Gary L. Ackerman (NY 5) | Rick Larsen (WA 2) |
Robert E. Andrews (NJ 1) | John B. Larson (CT 1) |
Joe Baca (CA 43) | Barbara Lee (CA 9) |
Brian Baird (WA 3) | Sander M. Levin (MI 12) |
Tammy Baldwin (WI 2) | John Lewis (GA 5) |
Melissa Bean (IL 8) | Dave Loebsack (IA 2) |
Xavier Becerra (CA 31) | Zoe Lofgren (CA 16) |
Shelley Berkley (NV 1) | Nita M. Lowey (NY 18) |
Howard L. Berman (CA 28) | Ben Ray Lujan (NM 3) |
Timothy H. Bishop (NY 1) | Dan Maffei (NY 25) |
Sanford D. Bishop Jr. (GA 2) | Carolyn B. Maloney (NY 14) |
Earl Blumenauer (OR 3) | Betsy Markey (CO 4) |
John Boccieri (OH 16) | Edward J. Markey (MA 7) |
Leonard L. Boswell (IA 3) | Doris Matsui (CA 5) |
Allen Boyd (FL 2) | Carolyn McCarthy (NY 4) |
Robert A. Brady (PA 1) | Betty McCollum (MN 4) |
Bruce Braley (IA 1) | Jim McDermott (WA 7) |
Corrine Brown (FL 3) | Jim McGovern (MA 3) |
G. K. Butterfield (NC 1) | Jerry McNerney (CA 11) |
Lois Capps (CA 23) | Kendrick B. Meek (FL 17) |
Michael E. Capuano (MA 8) | Gregory W. Meeks (NY 6) |
Dennis Cardoza (CA 18) | Michael H. Michaud (ME 2) |
Russ Carnahan (MO 3) | George Miller (CA 7) |
Christopher Carney (PA 10) | Brad Miller (NC 13) |
André Carson (IN 7) | Harry E. Mitchell (AZ 5) |
Kathy Castor (FL 11) | Alan B. Mollohan (WV 1) |
Judy Chu (CA 32) | Dennis Moore (KS 3) |
Yvette Clarke (NY 11) | Gwen Moore (WI 4) |
William Lacy Clay (MO 1) | James P. Moran (VA 8) |
Emanuel Cleaver II (MO 5) | Scott Murphy (NY 20) |
James E. Clyburn (SC 6) | Christopher S. Murphy (CT 5) |
Steve Cohen (TN 9) | Patrick J. Murphy (PA 8) |
Gerald E. Connolly (VA 11) | Jerrold Nadler (NY 8) |
John Conyers Jr. (MI 14) | Grace F. Napolitano (CA 38) |
Jim Cooper (TN 5) | Richard E. Neal (MA 2) |
Jim Costa (CA 20) | James L. Oberstar (MN 8) |
Jerry F. Costello (IL 12) | David R. Obey (WI 7) |
Joe Courtney (CT 2) | John W. Olver (MA 1) |
Joseph Crowley (NY 7) | Solomon P. Ortiz (TX 27) |
Henry Cuellar (TX 28) | Bill Owens (NY 23) |
Elijah E. Cummings (MD 7) | Frank Pallone (NJ 6) |
Kathy Dahlkemper (PA 3) | Bill Pascrell Jr. (NJ 8) |
Susan A. Davis (CA 53) | Ed Pastor (AZ 4) |
Danny K. Davis (IL 7) | Donald M. Payne (NJ 10) |
Peter A. DeFazio (OR 4) | Nancy Pelosi (CA 8) |
Diana DeGette (CO 1) | Ed Perlmutter (CO 7) |
Bill Delahunt (MA 10) | Tom Perriello (VA 5) |
Rosa DeLauro (CT 3) | Gary Peters (MI 9) |
Norman D. Dicks (WA 6) | Chellie Pingree (ME 1) |
John D. Dingell (MI 15) | Jared Polis (CO 2) |
Lloyd Doggett (TX 25) | Earl Pomeroy (ND At Large) |
Joe Donnelly (IN 2) | David E. Price (NC 4) |
Mike Doyle (PA 14) | Mike Quigley (IL 5) |
Steve Driehaus (OH 1) | Nick J. Rahall II (WV 3) |
Donna Edwards (MD 4) | Charles B. Rangel (NY 15) |
Keith Ellison (MN 5) | Silvestre Reyes (TX 16) |
Brad Ellsworth (IN 8) | Laura Richardson (CA 37) |
Eliot L. Engel (NY 17) | Ciro D. Rodriguez (TX 23) |
Anna G. Eshoo (CA 14) | Steven R. Rothman (NJ 9) |
Bob Etheridge (NC 2) | Lucille Roybal-Allard (CA 34) |
Sam Farr (CA 17) | C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger (MD 2) |
Chaka Fattah (PA 2) | Bobby L. Rush (IL 1) |
Bob Filner (CA 51) | Tim Ryan (OH 17) |
Bill Foster (IL 14) | John Salazar (CO 3) |
Barney Frank (MA 4) | Linda T. Sanchez (CA 39) |
Marcia L. Fudge (OH 11) | Loretta Sanchez (CA 47) |
John Garamendi (CA 10) | John Sarbanes (MD 3) |
Gabrielle Giffords (AZ 8) | Jan Schakowsky (IL 9) |
Charlie Gonzalez (TX 20) | Mark Schauer (MI 7) |
Bart Gordon (TN 6) | Adam B. Schiff (CA 29) |
Alan Grayson (FL 8) | Kurt Schrader (OR 5) |
Al Green (TX 9) | Allyson Y. Schwartz (PA 13) |
Gene Green (TX 29) | David Scott (GA 13) |
Raúl M. Grijalva (AZ 7) | Robert C. Scott (VA 3) |
Luis V. Gutierrez (IL 4) | José E. Serrano (NY 16) |
John Hall (NY 19) | Joe Sestak (PA 7) |
Debbie Halvorson (IL 11) | Carol Shea-Porter (NH 1) |
Phil Hare (IL 17) | Brad Sherman (CA 27) |
Jane Harman (CA 36) | Albio Sires (NJ 13) |
Alcee L. Hastings (FL 23) | Louise M. Slaughter (NY 28) |
Martin Heinrich (NM 1) | Adam Smith (WA 9) |
Brian Higgins (NY 27) | Vic Snyder (AR 2) |
Baron P. Hill (IN 9) | Jackie Speier (CA 12) |
Jim Himes (CT 4) | John M. Spratt Jr. (SC 5) |
Maurice D. Hinchey (NY 22) | Pete Stark (CA 13) |
Rubén Hinojosa (TX 15) | Bart Stupak (MI 1) |
Mazie K. Hirono (HI 2) | Betty Sutton (OH 13) |
Paul W. Hodes (NH 2) | Mike Thompson (CA 1) |
Rush Holt (NJ 12) | Bennie Thompson (MS 2) |
Michael M. Honda (CA 15) | John F. Tierney (MA 6) |
Steny H. Hoyer (MD 5) | Dina Titus (NV 3) |
Jay Inslee (WA 1) | Paul Tonko (NY 21) |
Steve Israel (NY 2) | Edolphus Towns (NY 10) |
Jesse L. Jackson Jr. (IL 2) | Niki Tsongas (MA 5) |
Sheila Jackson-Lee (TX 18) | Chris Van Hollen (MD 8) |
Hank Johnson (GA 4) | Nydia M. Velázquez (NY 12) |
Eddie Bernice Johnson (TX 30) | Peter J. Visclosky (IN 1) |
Steve Kagen (WI 8) | Tim Walz (MN 1) |
Paul E. Kanjorski (PA 11) | Debbie Wasserman Schultz (FL 20) |
Marcy Kaptur (OH 9) | Maxine Waters (CA 35) |
Patrick J. Kennedy (RI 1) | Diane Watson (CA 33) |
Dale E. Kildee (MI 5) | Melvin Watt (NC 12) |
Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick (MI 13) | Henry A. Waxman (CA 30) |
Mary Jo Kilroy (OH 15) | Anthony Weiner (NY 9) |
Ron Kind (WI 3) | Peter Welch (VT) |
Ann Kirkpatrick (AZ 1) | Charlie Wilson (OH 6) |
Ron Klein (FL 22) | Lynn Woolsey (CA 6) |
Suzanne Kosmas (FL 24) | David Wu (OR 1) |
Dennis J. Kucinich (OH 10) | John Yarmuth (KY 3) |
Jim Langevin (RI 2) | |
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